My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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