She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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