the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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