it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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