? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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