idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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