If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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