Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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