I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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