was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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