I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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