You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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