his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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