You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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