We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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