there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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