If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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