How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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