He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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