he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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