KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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