there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
