on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Randomize
