Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I will be naked everywhere
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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