Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
