shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't deserve a penis
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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