Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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