ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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