I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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