It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
