Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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