We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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