DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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