Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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