is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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