are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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