After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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