Your face is a jimmy john
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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