So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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