whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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