normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
