I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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