found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
should my penis look like a turkey
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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