one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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