Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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