It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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