he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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