There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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