Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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