your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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