Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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