Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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