did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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