i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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