We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I think people are normalizing furries
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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