Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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