Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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