I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
