craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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