I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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