but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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